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Saturday, August 8, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
10:18AM
Attention Steelers and Eagles Fans!
Most of you weren't in the Lizard Lounge for the World Series, and you don't know what you missed.
DON'T MISS NFL Playoff Football this Sunday, Jan. 11th!!!
Doors will open at noon for this 21+ event!
Sunday's games will be shown on the Chameleon Club's 10-foot big screen projection system, with the audio feed coming through the Lizard Lounge sound system for optimum viewing and listening pleasure!
There should also be light fare to add to the "stadium" atmosphere (along with a bunch of drunken hooligans enjoying the exciting action)!
Sunday's games are:
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants at 1 p.m.
AND
San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers at 4:45 p.m.
BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, November 17, 2008
... like college football!
You know what, fuck the bad economy, to hell with Iraq, and who gives a crap about securing the borders... it's great that we are going to have a president who is willing to tackle (no pun intended) the biggest problem this country faces. The unfairness that is the BCS! I was kind of pissed last year when Hawaii had an undefeated football team and yet NO ONE was talking about them as a legit contender. Thank all things holy that we are going to have a president who has already come out to use the bully pulpit to knock some sense into the heads of the morons who run NCAA football. College football! That's what we need to fix in this country! This is exactly the kind of change that dammit, I didn't vote for, but now I see how wrong I was because wow, this is just what we need in the White House. Someone who is going to fix college football! Thank you!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
This shirt's awesome! By Jimmy Scoops from Lancaster, PA on 11/13/20084out of 5 Pros: Flattering, Stylish, Washes Well, High Quality, Comfortable, Soft Best Uses: Casual Wear, Wear To Work, Going Out, Special Occasions Describe Yourself: Bargain Shopper, Classic, Career, Eclectic This shirt is awesome. I wore it on Halloween along with some skull face paint and went around looking for the punk Larusso kid, who just earlier with the help of his old man daddy figure, Pearl Harbored me and the other Cobras just as we were giving Larusso the beating he so richly deserved. (legalese)
Thursday, November 6, 2008
I'm home from work sick and saw an ad on TV for a pest control system you can self install. They said one of the greatest lines I think I've ever heard in an ad.
"Now there's no need to have strangers coming into your home, spraying poison around your children."
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
This is one difference I've noticed over the past 24 hours between Republicans and Democrats.
I've read a lot of blog entries and status updates on Facebook and Myspace from Obama voters saying they've had their hope for the greatness of our country restored or they're "proud of their country today," etc.
Democrats are proud of their country when they're in charge of it. Republicans are proud of their country regardless.
May we all come together and keep being proud to be Americans, regardless of who is in the White House.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Anybody want to start a pool on how long it will be until Kimbo Slice is signed to WWE?
Monday, October 20, 2008
I hardly read the wrestling gossip and news sites anymore since most of them have so many damn pop-ups and other bullshit that make them a pain in the ass to read. But I was reading on Wikipedia about Mike Knox, a pretty decent wrestler who works for WWECW. And this has to be one of the funniest things I've read about a pro wrestler in some time:
On April 7 2008, it was reported that a family in Locust Grove, Georgia had discovered a stash of steroids, testosterone and human growth hormones hidden in the attic of their home which they had bought from Hettinga. Also found was a contract from the WWE, and a memorandum to WWE wrestlers in 2004 about their new dress code.[26][27]
How freakin' careless are you when you leave a stash of steroids behind... how much of a rush are you in to move out? Or maybe, just how many steroids do you do when you can't even keep track of how many of them you have laying around?
I would be curious to know more about the WWE's dress code. Have you seen some of the shit these guys wear to the ring? How can you possibly institute a dress code? Hilarious.
Monday, September 8, 2008
I think I've mentioned this before, but I'm a big fan of Chick tracts. I think it started when I was a kid and found one at the barber shop my dad took me to. It was about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons, and it scared the bejesus out of me because it explained how playing D&D would turn you into a Satanist and eventually make you kill yourself (because that's what Satan wants -- an army of dead children).
I love the moral absolutism in these tracts. I love how they declare certain people and things (Masons, rock and roll, dinosaurs, Santa Claus, Halloween, and the Catholic Church, for example) as tools of the Devil that will lead you straight to Hell.
And I love the artwork! It's very simple yet it conveys emotion in a way that serves the purpose of it's message. It makes some things seem both dopey and evil, such as Satan and his followers, and other things seem scary and powerful, like God and Jesus. Compare a rendering of the crucifix, which always looks classic and kind of intimidating, with a rendering of Satan, who is always really big but kind of goofy looking.
As cool as I think these tracts are, I think they're cool in the same way that I think other comic books can be cool. The artwork isn't nearly as good as that of a Batman comic, but the characters still seem to exist to me in this "other world." More on that as I offer my commentary of...( Read more... )
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Sarah Palin seems to be EXACTLY what this country needs right now. I was hoping McCain would choose her but I really didn't think he would. It is SO GOOD for this country that she is the vice presidential nominee for the Republican Party. She has strong principals and is an actual conservative! I am very happy right now.
And FYI... she's a bit MILFy.
Monday, August 18, 2008
So apparently Phil Collins is now an even bigger fool than Paul McCartney, having to pay $46.68 MILLION to his ex, which is even more than McCartney had to pay to that peg-legged golddigger he was married to for about 15 minutes.
This is hilarious. $46.68 million... think about that. I use the two numbers behind the decimals because to me, point six eight million dollars is a hell of a lot of money. But maybe not to these guys.
This is just one more gigantic news story that should be a big warning to any guy thinking about getting married. Think hard and think twice and be damn sure that the woman you are marrying is the woman you really want to spend the rest of your life with. We may not all be worth as much as the guy who wrote such awesome songs as "Jesus He Knows Me" but this should be a fair warning to anyone... don't marry some chick just because you want a quick piece of ass... Henry VIII didn't have to give Anne Bolyn half of his money when he was done with her, not that I condone cutting a woman's head off and putting it on a spike but wow... "You've come a long way, baby!"
So when I read the news article I figured out that Phil Collins, who is 57 years old, was 50 at the time he married this lucky woman, and she was only 28. Dude, if you're going to marry a girl who is two decades younger than you, Phil, GET A PRENUP!!! I'm no genius, I mean, I'm not the guy who wrote "Easy Lover" but even I'm smarter than that. Man..."Easy Lover" is a great video.
Anyway, if I was that chick's team of lawyers, I would have done the "I Can't Dance" walk out of the courtroom after the case. That would have been fucking great.
Monday, August 11, 2008
I still miss Chris Farley.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Los Angeles (E! Online) - "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
—Brooke Hogan, when asked who she's voting for by a potential roommate on her series Brooke Knows Best.
You know what? Good for you, Brooke. It's actually refreshing to hear a celebrity who doesn't know anything about politics admit that they really don't know what's going on and really shouldn't vote. I only wish that more ignorant people were smart enough to realize they have no business walking into a polling place, because quite frankly, if you aren't smart enough to think about the issues and study the policies of a candidate, then you shouldn't vote. Maybe what Brooke Hogan said exposes her ignorance (especially in regard to what she said about women in office) but thank the Lawd she isn't voting, you know? I really wish her words would inspire people not to vote... especially the people who want to wear a T-shirt with Barack Obama on it without even looking at his policies. Thank you, Brooke!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
"A blog is the ultimate in narcissism."
Monday, July 7, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Sunday, June 8, 2008
So Big Brown took a giant crap in the Belmont Stakes yesterday, once again showing how difficult it is to have a Triple Crown winner in today's world of thoroughbred racing.
Part of me is glad, because it's been 30 years since we've had a Triple Crown winner, and I'll be damned if I have to go through life knowing that I turned 30 in the same year that a horse who won the Triple Crown for the first time in 30 years has a name whose moniker reminds me of a giant bowel movement.
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